Wi-Fi in Heaven? That Deserves A Neck.

  Well, well, well. Looks like the world didn't end yesterday, unless heaven looks exactly like my house and has wi-fi. As my friend Andre has said, "The people who thought the world was going to end owe me a neck.". It has come to my undertanding that some people may not know what necks are. My response is simple.

Neck yourselves.

  Look it up on Urban Dictionary. I'm sure they have it there. Which reminds me... You know what the definition of Jorden is? No, not the cruddy traditional one, meaning "river", the awesome, accurate, and totally legit one.

Jorden: The most amazing girl to ever walk the planet. Her smile will ignite a room with energy and happiness. Her happy, smiley, happy mood will change any mood into a great one. Jordens tend to be beautiful goddesses and know whats best for their special man. If you have a Jorden as a girlfriend you are without a doubt sitting on a gold mine of love and eternal happiness. You'll fall in love and be a better person because of her.

  I didn't make that up. And it was under the Jorden with an "e". Legit. Anyway, you'll never guess what I'm doing right now. Procrastinating! So Mrs. Nall, my Language Arts teacher, has requested me to write a poem in honor of our retiring principal. For those of you neck-worthy readers who haven't grasped what an excellent writer I am from reading this very blog... neck #2.
  So, I'm supposed to write the poem, but I really don't know where to start. They had a whole grand-spanking newsletter about her, but being the person I am, I lost it without a second thought. Until today, that is. Right now, I'm scalping through the yearbook, looking for anything that I can write about.
  You know what, this blog is holding me back again. Alright, well, since I need to get crackin' at this poem, let me wrap this up. I developedan outrageous love for aranges two days ago... and I've eaten like 8 since then, so maybe I can use some of that prange power to write a poem. (Orange power? I'm really not at my best today.)
  Oh, and did I tell you about the Ray-Ban nerd glasses I got? Yup, now I have the real glasses and the sunglasses. Pretty awesome. Okay, well I'm gonna hit Microsoft Word. Peace.